Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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