omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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