i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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