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I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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