Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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