i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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