Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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