fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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