For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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