And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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