I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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