We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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