God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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