If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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