im gay
i know
yea but for you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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