She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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