; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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