problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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