Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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