I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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