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Im on beer infinity
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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