Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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