I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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