She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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