Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
