I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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