You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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