I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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