so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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