I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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