question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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