So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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