Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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