put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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