He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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