i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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