Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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