At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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