if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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