He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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