That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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