How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
