her vagine was all disorganized.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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