Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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