so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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