he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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