i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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