butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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