Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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