I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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