I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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