You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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