oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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