i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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