somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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